Noland Runcorn makes baby Jesus cry.

WARD TO CLIENTELE [HEAVILY WARDED AGAINST PROFESSORS/OTHER PREFECTS/HEADS]:
Preliminary bets on the Hufflepuff v. Ravenclaw match. All bets are final, cash up front.

Special price this week on Colombian gold. For those who have never had some of this shit:

This is a heirloom line of pure Colombian 'gold' genetics. A pure Sativa F1 cross of the highest quality, comprised of two 'gold' lines from the Highlands of Colombia. Both lines are pure equatorial Sativas and this is a long flowering line for those seeking absolute quality.

The combination of the two highly selected 'golds' produces progeny that meet with the legends of old. This is a line of dreamy, wide psycoactive highs with very deep effects.

Five galleons for a baggie.
END WARD.

I read a book today.

Who wants to go to Hogsmeade with me?

Which reminds me. Time for an opinion poll.

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WARD TO CLIENTELE [HEAVILY WARDED AGAINST PROFESSORS/OTHER PREFECTS/HEADS]:
Those of you who bet that the uptight, saintly prude we call our Head Girl does in fact touch herself at night, see me after dinner to collect your winnings. Those of you who bet she touches herself to the Head Boy, you owe me two galleons.

NEXT WEEK'S POTS: Who is taking who to the Halloween Feast, whether or not Chloe Cornfoot's Halloween costume will feature at least one light-up accessory, will my brother and his shemale finally break up between now and next Sunday, and preliminary bets on the Gryffindor v Slytherin match. Any and all bets are welcome, cash up front.

Also got in a new shipment of spliff last night. It's good shit. Five galleons a bag.
END WARD.

LATER WARDED AGAINST OLIVIA BURKE AND PAIGE ALDERTON
Yo. Ladies. What's your bra size?
END WARD.

I have no idea why anyone bothers to go through life sober.

( Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me cause we need a little controversy cause it feels so empty without me. )